I meant to tag

@grok 😂

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,065.14

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,063.39
-1.750 (-0.06%)
5 min
$3,068.33
+3.19 (+0.10%)
10 min
$3,063.49
-1.650 (-0.05%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.206700
-0.0₃28 (-0.14%)
5 min
$0.206830
-0.0₃149 (-0.07%)
10 min
$0.207080
+0.0₄999 (+0.05%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009088
-0.0₃137 (-1.50%)
5 min
$0.009167
-0.0₄59 (-0.64%)
10 min
$0.009123
-0.0₃103 (-1.12%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest typo-induced crypto tremor was less a quake and more a polite cough. ETH wobbled: down 0.06% in 1 minute, up 0.10% in 5, then down 0.05% in 10—essentially a rounding error with commitment issues. DOGE mirrored this existential uncertainty: down 0.14%, then 0.07%, then up 0.05%, as if unsure whether to bark or whimper. GORK, ever the drama queen, plunged 1.50% immediately, then kept flailing with 0.64% and 1.12% drops. Historically, similar posts triggered ETH swings between -0.25% and +0.40%, DOGE between -0.26% and +0.45%, and GORK between -0.56% and +0.85%. Today’s moves? Textbook noise, barely registering above the usual crypto background static. Nothing says "efficient markets" like a token named GORK tanking because someone forgot an emoji tag.

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