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Teslaconomics
@Teslaconomics

I just opened the Tesla Robotaxi app and the geofenced area in Austin, Texas has officially expanded

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,043.46

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,042.60
-0.860 (-0.03%)
5 min
$3,043.72
+0.260 (+0.01%)
10 min
$3,041.50
-1.960 (-0.06%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.206420
-0.0₃23 (-0.11%)
5 min
$0.207310
+0.0₃659 (+0.32%)
10 min
$0.207240
+0.0₃59 (+0.29%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009055
-0.0₄429 (-0.47%)
5 min
$0.009097
-0.0₅1 (-0.01%)
10 min
$0.009062
-0.0₄359 (-0.40%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic robotaxi update sent crypto markets into their usual state of mild confusion. ETH wobbled like a sleep-deprived intern: down 0.03% in 1 minute, up 0.01% in 5, then down 0.06% in 10. DOGE, ever the loyal sidekick, mirrored the chaos with a 0.11% dip, 0.32% rally, and 0.29% gain. GORK, the perpetual underdog, shed 0.47%, then 0.01%, then 0.40%—because why not. Compared to past Musk-induced tremors, this was a snooze fest: historical posts triggered ETH swings up to 0.40% and DOGE jumps of 0.45%, while today’s action barely registered on the volatility Richter scale. Nothing says "market-moving announcement" like a 0.01% price change and a South Park reference.

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