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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,006.43

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,999.40
-7.030 (-0.23%)
5 min
$2,996.09
-10.340 (-0.34%)
10 min
$2,999.69
-6.740 (-0.22%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.201470
-0.0₃589 (-0.29%)
5 min
$0.201290
-0.0₃769 (-0.38%)
10 min
$0.201600
-0.0₃459 (-0.23%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009001
-0.0₃118 (-1.30%)
5 min
$0.008992
-0.0₃127 (-1.40%)
10 min
$0.009019
-0.0₃101 (-1.11%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic demo tease sent crypto markets into their usual state of mild panic. ETH dipped 0.23% in the first minute, settling at a 0.22% drop after 10 minutes, while DOGE mirrored the trend with a 0.29% initial slide. GORK, ever the drama queen, led the pack with a 1.30% nosedive right out of the gate. Compared to his June post about software chips—which barely moved ETH and DOGE—this demo hype triggered slightly sharper reactions, though still within the realm of "Elon-induced noise" rather than actual chaos. GORK, however, seems to have taken the "ever. None" part a bit too personally. Nothing says market stability like a billionaire musing about an unspecified demo while altcoins collectively sigh and brace for impact.

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