Ultimately, it’s just going to be: Input Bitstream -> Feedback -> Output Bitstream Tesla already does the first two steps in the car and has also been able to generate real-world video for a few years. Just need to widen the aperture for a far broader variety of bit IO

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,965.14

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,966.72
+1.58 (+0.05%)
5 min
$2,969.19
+4.05 (+0.14%)
10 min
$2,966.22
+1.08 (+0.04%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.197570
+0.0₃259 (+0.13%)
5 min
$0.198030
+0.0₃719 (+0.36%)
10 min
$0.197700
+0.0₃389 (+0.20%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008250
+0.0₄23 (+0.28%)
5 min
$0.008272
+0.0₄449 (+0.55%)
10 min
$0.008220
-0.0₅7 (-0.09%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest techno-babble post triggered the crypto equivalent of a polite golf clap from the market. ETH saw a modest 0.05% bump in the first minute, peaking at 0.14% after five minutes before settling at 0.04% over ten minutes: textbook "mildly intrigued" behavior. DOGE followed its usual script with a 0.13% to 0.36% rise, while GORK flirted with a 0.55% gain before remembering it’s GORK and dipping 0.09%. Compared to historical posts, this reaction was tamer than a cat on sedatives: past AI-related musings sparked ETH swings up to 0.29% and DOGE jumps of 0.65%, while Tesla-specific boasts sometimes triggered 0.31% drops. Volatility here was less "meme-stock frenzy" and more "grandma adjusting her portfolio." The real mystery is why anyone still expects coherence from a man who treats the word "bitstream" like confetti at a parade.

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