Yup,

@grok can do incredible ASMR
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Autism Capital
@AutismCapital

WHAT HAVE THEY DONE? OH NO LMAO. ASMR GROK

😂 🤦‍♂️

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,783.05

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,793.06
+10.01 (+0.36%)
5 min
$2,791.37
+8.32 (+0.30%)
10 min
$2,788.33
+5.28 (+0.19%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.182240
+0.0₃6 (+0.33%)
5 min
$0.182200
+0.0₃56 (+0.31%)
10 min
$0.181860
+0.0₃219 (+0.12%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008340
+0.0₄89 (+1.08%)
5 min
$0.008360
+0.0₃108 (+1.32%)
10 min
$0.008323
+0.0₄72 (+0.87%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic ASMR endorsement proves once again that markets will cling to any shred of his attention like a dog to a squeaky toy. ETH spiked 0.36% in the first minute, cooling to 0.19% after ten minutes, outpacing its 0.07% reaction to his previous Latin musings. DOGE, ever the loyal sidekick, wobbled up 0.33% initially before settling at 0.12%, slightly weaker than its 0.35% climb last time. The real star was GORK, leaping 1.08% out of the gate—six times its prior response—because nothing says "sound investment" like a token name-dropped in a meme about facepalming. Volatility remains tame by Musk-induced standards, suggesting even crypto traders have limits to their Pavlovian conditioning. Nothing fuels financial optimism quite like a billionaire pondering whether robots can whisper sweet nothings into a microphone.

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