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Space Sudoer
@spacesudoer

Manhattan (1932) vs. Starbase (2024) So much has happened in just <100 years!

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,338.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,339.62
+1.61 (+0.07%)
5 min
$2,341.22
+3.21 (+0.14%)
10 min
$2,339.72
+1.71 (+0.07%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.205740
+0.0₃39 (+0.19%)
5 min
$0.206040
+0.0₃689 (+0.34%)
10 min
$0.206060
+0.0₃709 (+0.35%)

GORK

Before post: $0.03

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.029180
+0.0₄5 (+0.17%)
5 min
$0.029210
+0.0₄8 (+0.27%)
10 min
$0.029300
+0.0₃17 (+0.58%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic space nostalgia triggered more market movement than a caffeinated hamster on a trading floor. ETH wobbled like a tipsy astronaut: up 0.07% in 1 minute, peaking at 0.14% in 5 minutes, then settling at 0.07% over 10 minutes. DOGE and GORK, ever the meme-sters, barely budged: DOGE’s 0.35% surge over 10 minutes is roughly equivalent to finding loose change in a spacesuit pocket. Volatility was tame compared to Musk’s usual tweet-induced chaos—no Lambos were mooned today. Historical context is absent, suggesting even the market algorithms shrugged and went back to their coffee. The real mystery isn’t the post’s meaning, but why anyone expected financial wisdom from a guy comparing 1932 Manhattan to a rocket factory.