Thanks

@NikoWrex , @Mekuna and other friends

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,571.12

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,570.63
-0.490 (-0.02%)
5 min
$2,572.31
+1.19 (+0.05%)
10 min
$2,571.31
+0.190 (+0.01%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.171880
-0.0₄6 (-0.03%)
5 min
$0.172070
+0.0₃129 (+0.08%)
10 min
$0.171950
+0.0₅999 (+0.01%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009190
-0.0₄21 (-0.23%)
5 min
$0.009223
+0.0₄119 (+0.13%)
10 min
$0.009243
+0.0₄319 (+0.35%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post proves once again that markets will react to anything, even a sentence that reads like a typo. ETH dipped 0.02% in the first minute, then wobbled to a net gain of 0.05% after 5 minutes before settling at a barely detectable 0.01% rise. DOGE mirrored this with a 0.03% drop, a 0.08% rebound, and a flatline at 0.01%. GORK, the wildcard, swung 0.23% down, then 0.13% up, and finally spiked 0.35%—because why not. Compared to his May 2025 "congratulations, team!" post (a modest 44% similarity), this was far tamer: that one triggered ETH to jump 0.17% before giving it all back, while DOGE’s 0.57% surge evaporated into a 0.33% loss. Volatility today was more of a gentle shrug than a full-blown tantrum. Nothing says efficient markets like algorithms parsing "thanks , and other friends None" as a tradable signal.

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