Great day for some … fireworks

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,554.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,546.76
-7.430 (-0.29%)
5 min
$2,541.40
-12.790 (-0.50%)
10 min
$2,539.39
-14.800 (-0.58%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.166690
-0.0₃42 (-0.25%)
5 min
$0.166310
-0.0₃799 (-0.48%)
10 min
$0.166080
-0.001 (-0.62%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007638
-0.0₃192 (-2.46%)
5 min
$0.007598
-0.0₃232 (-2.98%)
10 min
$0.007545
-0.0₃285 (-3.65%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic "fireworks" post sparked more confusion than celebration in crypto markets. ETH dipped modestly: down 0.29% in 1 minute, 0.50% in 5 minutes, and 0.58% in 10 minutes, showing resilience compared to its usual Musk-induced swings. DOGE mirrored ETH’s trajectory with slight declines: 0.25%, 0.48%, and 0.62% over the same periods, proving even meme coins can yawn at ambiguity. The real fireworks were in GORK, plunging 2.46% in 1 minute and 3.65% in 10 minutes, a volatility tantrum that makes ETH and DOGE look like zen masters. Historically, Musk’s vague posts have caused sharper reactions, so today’s muted response suggests the market is either maturing or just too tired to care. Nothing says "great day" like a red candle and a collective shrug.

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