
Elon Musk
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Scam Altman

Huge repository of information about OpenAI and Altman just dropped — 'The OpenAI Files'. There's so much crazy shit in there. Here's what Claude highlighted to me: 1. Altman listed himself as Y Combinator chairman in SEC filings for years — a total fabrication (?!): "To
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Elon Musk's latest crypto-baiting tweet triggered the usual circus of micro-reactions, proving once again that markets have the attention span of a goldfish on espresso. ETH wobbled like a tipsy tightrope walker: up 0.08% in the first minute, down 0.05% by minute five, then a feeble 0.06% recovery by minute ten. DOGE and GORK followed suit with equally thrilling sub-0.5% gyrations, as if someone sneezed on the order book. Compared to Musk's May 2025 "biggest scam ever" post—which at least managed a coherent 0.41% DOGE nosedive—this was volatility at its most performative. The similarity score of 58.65% suggests even the algorithms are bored of reruns. Nothing says "efficient markets" like a token named GORK moving 0.31% because Elon quoted a guy quoting a guy about SEC filings.