Pretty much sums it up

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,612.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,612.56
+0.340 (+0.01%)
5 min
$2,619.56
+7.34 (+0.28%)
10 min
$2,616.74
+4.52 (+0.17%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.189300
+0.0₃149 (+0.08%)
5 min
$0.189690
+0.0₃539 (+0.29%)
10 min
$0.189530
+0.0₃379 (+0.20%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009870
-0.0₄3 (-0.30%)
5 min
$0.009880
-0.0₄2 (-0.20%)
10 min
$0.009850
-0.0₄5 (-0.51%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic non-statement "pretty much sums it up None" somehow managed to move markets more than a congressional hearing on crypto regulation. ETH inched up 0.01% in the first minute, then gained 0.28% after five minutes before settling at a 0.17% rise: the crypto equivalent of a shrug. DOGE twitched with 0.08% at one minute, peaked at 0.29%, then faded to 0.20%: proof that even meme coins get performance anxiety. GORK, the token nobody owns, dipped 0.30% immediately and kept sliding to 0.51%: a reminder that obscurity isn’t always a shield. Volatility here was milder than a Tesla recall announcement, though still impressive for a tweet that essentially said nothing twice. The markets reacted to Musk’s post like a dog hearing a high-pitched noise: confused but compelled to respond.