Bocelli at Starbase, Texas!

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S.E. Robinson, Jr.
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SPACEX: Andrea Bocelli, Italian tenor known for his distinctive mix of opera and pop music, visited SpaceX's Starbase today. Per SpaceX's Sergio Lara, "One day it’s handing out maracas in downtown Brownsville, then it’s guiding 50+ fifth graders through a rocket factory... and

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's post about Andrea Bocelli visiting Starbase triggered the usual circus of micro-reactions, proving once again that markets have the attention span of a caffeinated squirrel. PayPal dipped slightly: down 0.03% in 1 minute, 0.05% in 5 minutes, and 0.17% in 10 minutes, as if investors briefly forgot Musk left the company a decade ago. Tesla had a classic Musk-coaster ride: up 0.04% in 1 minute, then down 0.35% in 5 minutes, and 0.63% in 10 minutes, because nothing says stability like a tenor-themed tweet. Crypto reacted with its usual flair for drama: ETH popped 0.16% in 1 minute before sinking 0.25% in 10 minutes, while DOGE and GORK did their best impression of a yo-yo on a trampoline. Compared to historical posts, this was mild—Starlink announcements caused bigger swings, suggesting the market is finally learning to ignore Musk’s cultural detours. The real takeaway: Andrea Bocelli’s visit moved markets more than most earnings reports, which says everything about modern finance and nothing about opera.

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