Cybercab in Paris

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M. Brandon Lee | THIS IS TECH TODAY
@thisistechtoday

I had a chance to see the Tesla Cybercab unveiled in Paris, France.

📈 Market Reaction:

PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $74.97

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$75.21
+0.240 (+0.32%)
5 min
$75.04
+0.070 (+0.09%)
10 min
$75.04
+0.070 (+0.09%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $325.57

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Price & Change
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$326.65
+1.08 (+0.33%)
5 min
$327.56
+1.99 (+0.61%)
10 min
$327.80
+2.23 (+0.69%)

ETH

Before post: $2,764.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,769.49
+5.47 (+0.20%)
5 min
$2,770.78
+6.76 (+0.24%)
10 min
$2,770.71
+6.69 (+0.24%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
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$0.189710
+0.0₃53 (+0.28%)
5 min
$0.189740
+0.0₃56 (+0.30%)
10 min
$0.189680
+0.0₃5 (+0.26%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
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$0.008170
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.008130
-0.0₄4 (-0.49%)
10 min
$0.008130
-0.0₄4 (-0.49%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cybercab post proves once again that even a whisper about Tesla can move markets, though not always in the direction you'd expect. Tesla saw a modest but steady climb: up 0.33% in 1 minute, 0.61% in 5, and 0.69% in 10, outpacing PayPal's sleepy 0.32% initial bump that quickly fizzled. Crypto reacted with polite enthusiasm: ETH and DOGE edged up around 0.20-0.30%, while GORK, ever the contrarian, dipped 0.49% after doing nothing at all. Compared to past cybercab chatter, this was tame. A May 10 post with a 69.69% similarity score sparked wilder swings, like DOGE's 0.61% jump followed by a 0.37% drop, while ETH swung from +0.08% to -0.20%. Today's moves are practically monastic by comparison. Nothing says "efficient markets" like a meme coin twitching because someone saw a car in Paris.

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