Such an obvious lie. So sad.

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Autism Capital
@AutismCapital

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📈 Market Reaction:

PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $72.63

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$72.65
+0.020 (+0.03%)
5 min
$72.67
+0.039 (+0.05%)
10 min
$72.70
+0.070 (+0.10%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $294.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$290.89
-3.115 (-1.06%)
5 min
$292.57
-1.440 (-0.49%)
10 min
$289.10
-4.909 (-1.67%)

ETH

Before post: $2,577.49

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,579.36
+1.87 (+0.07%)
5 min
$2,578.61
+1.12 (+0.04%)
10 min
$2,576.08
-1.410 (-0.05%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.179240
+0.0₃1 (+0.06%)
5 min
$0.179250
+0.0₃109 (+0.06%)
10 min
$0.178850
-0.0₃289 (-0.16%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009860
-0.0₄699 (-0.70%)
5 min
$0.009870
-0.0₄599 (-0.60%)
10 min
$0.009820
-0.0₃109 (-1.11%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post triggered a market reaction best described as "mild chaos with a side of indifference." PayPal inched up 0.03% in the first minute, peaking at 0.10% after 10 minutes: a rounding error masquerading as momentum. Tesla took a 1.06% nosedive initially, then staged a half-hearted recovery before settling at -1.67%: proof that even Musk’s own companies don’t always get the memo. ETH and DOGE wobbled like a drunk tightrope walker, with ETH briefly up 0.07% before flipping negative, while DOGE’s "rally" of 0.06% evaporated into -0.16%: crypto’s version of "fake it till you break it." GORK, the perpetual underdog, slid steadily downward, because why break tradition? Compared to last year’s vaguely similar post, the market shrugged harder this time: ETH’s 0.17% historical gain became 0.07%, and DOGE’s enthusiasm halved. Volatility? More like lethargy with commitment issues. Nothing says "market efficiency" like a billionaire’s tweet moving Tesla more than PayPal, while crypto tokens imitate a roulette wheel. The real winner here is whoever sold popcorn to spectators.

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