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On May 8, Bill Gates announced to the New York Times that he planned to spend down the $200 billion in his foundation’s coffers by Dec. 31, 2045—several decades before originally intended. A month later, Gates revealed that the majority of that money will go to bolstering the

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest "interesting read" post triggered the usual circus of micro-reactions, proving once again that his words move markets more than most central banks. PayPal dipped slightly: down 0.05% in 1 minute, 0.12% in 5, and 0.13% in 10, as if Gates' philanthropy plans somehow made digital payments less appealing. Tesla wobbled like a Cybertruck on a dirt road: up 0.02%, then down 0.01%, then up 0.27%, because logic left the chat years ago. Crypto did its usual interpretive dance: ETH flirted with negativity before a 0.04% rebound, DOGE and GORK sank steadily, and no one could explain why. Historical context shows these "interesting" posts are a coin flip: sometimes ETH rallies 0.22%, other times it tanks 0.17%, with DOGE and GORK acting like moody teenagers. The real takeaway? Markets now treat Musk's musings like a Rorschach test: everyone sees a pattern, but it’s probably just ink.

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