“Balanced budget or bust!” -

@LeaderJohnThune https://t.co/jo5DEbjtyT

📈 Market Reaction:

PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $72.65

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$72.61
-0.045 (-0.06%)
5 min
$72.63
-0.020 (-0.03%)
10 min
$72.63
-0.020 (-0.03%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $298.76

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$298.09
-0.670 (-0.22%)
5 min
$296.18
-2.580 (-0.86%)
10 min
$294.92
-3.840 (-1.29%)

ETH

Before post: $2,577.74

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,576.66
-1.080 (-0.04%)
5 min
$2,578.22
+0.480 (+0.02%)
10 min
$2,580.92
+3.18 (+0.12%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.179910
+0.0₃179 (+0.10%)
5 min
$0.179620
-0.0₃109 (-0.06%)
10 min
$0.179790
+0.0₄6 (+0.03%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009850
+0.0₅999 (+0.10%)
5 min
$0.009880
+0.0₄4 (+0.41%)
10 min
$0.009920
+0.0₄8 (+0.81%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest fiscal rant triggered a market shrug with a side of mild indigestion. PayPal dipped 0.06% in the first minute, then stabilized to a 0.03% loss over 10 minutes: textbook "meh" territory. Tesla fared worse, down 1.29% after 10 minutes, proving even electric cars can’t outrun vague budget anxiety. ETH wobbled like a freshman after finals, briefly down 0.04% before rebounding to a 0.12% gain, while DOGE and GORK twitched in micro-percentages, as if confused why they were involved. Compared to past tirades, this was a snooze: historical posts with 40-55% similarity sparked sharper moves, like ETH’s 0.35% drop or DOGE’s 0.92% plunge. Volatility today? More like a gentle rocking boat, albeit one steered by a captain who enjoys fiscal panic as a hobby. Nothing says "market stability" like a billionaire musing about budgets while altcoins mimic a seismograph during a light breeze.

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