Where is the Mike Johnson of 2023!?

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Speaker Mike Johnson
@SpeakerJohnson

The federal debt has just topped $31.4 trillion, and the Congressional Budget Office now estimates federal spending for fiscal year 2023 will total $6.221 trillion—or more than $197,000 per second! This is not sustainable! Read more here:

https:// dailycaller.com/2023/03/02/opi nion-spending-faster-than-the-speed-of-light-james-carter/ …

📈 Market Reaction:

PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $72.42

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$72.57
+0.147 (+0.20%)
5 min
$72.61
+0.192 (+0.27%)
10 min
$72.64
+0.216 (+0.30%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $298.61

Time after posted
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$298.88
+0.271 (+0.09%)
5 min
$298.66
+0.052 (+0.02%)
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$296.80
-1.806 (-0.60%)

ETH

Before post: $2,568.51

Time after posted
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$2,573.22
+4.71 (+0.18%)
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$2,576.94
+8.43 (+0.33%)
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$2,581.52
+13.01 (+0.51%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
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$0.179520
+0.0₄9 (+0.05%)
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$0.179810
+0.0₃379 (+0.21%)
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$0.179960
+0.0₃53 (+0.30%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
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$0.009860
+0.0₄4 (+0.41%)
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$0.009830
+0.0₅999 (+0.10%)
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$0.009920
+0.0₄999 (+1.02%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest political musing sparked a modest but curious market ripple, proving once again that even his offhand tweets are priced in. PayPal inched up 0.20% in the first minute, climbing to 0.30% after 10 minutes, a rare alignment with Musk’s old stomping grounds. Tesla, however, shrugged with a 0.09% bump before retreating 0.60%, as if reminding everyone it’s no longer his favorite toy. Crypto showed more enthusiasm: ETH gained 0.51% over 10 minutes, while DOGE and the mysterious GORK edged up 0.30% and 1.02% respectively, because nothing says "sound investment" like a meme coin and an enigma. Volatility was tame compared to last year’s similar post, which sent Tesla down 1.42% and PayPal tumbling 1.14%. Either the market is maturing, or it’s just too tired to react to Musk’s political theater. The real takeaway: when Elon talks debt ceilings, crypto rallies, and stocks yawn. Perhaps the most sustainable thing here is the market’s selective hearing.

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