Where is this guy today??

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Jesse Peltan
@JessePeltan

Man. This guy would win in a landslide.

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📈 Market Reaction:

PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $73.46

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$73.12
-0.336 (-0.46%)
5 min
$72.84
-0.615 (-0.84%)
10 min
$72.62
-0.835 (-1.14%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $309.64

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$307.77
-1.872 (-0.60%)
5 min
$306.00
-3.640 (-1.18%)
10 min
$305.23
-4.410 (-1.42%)

ETH

Before post: $2,564.40

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,563.00
-1.400 (-0.05%)
5 min
$2,562.77
-1.630 (-0.06%)
10 min
$2,558.82
-5.580 (-0.22%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.181190
-0.0₃96 (-0.53%)
5 min
$0.180840
-0.001 (-0.72%)
10 min
$0.181000
-0.001 (-0.63%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009770
+0.0₅999 (+0.10%)
5 min
$0.009700
-0.0₄599 (-0.61%)
10 min
$0.009770
+0.0₅999 (+0.10%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic political nod sent markets into a mild but measurable tizzy, proving once again that his tweets are the financial equivalent of a Rorschach test. PayPal dipped 1.14% in 10 minutes, a modest overreaction for a company Musk hasn’t run in decades: nostalgia isn’t what it used to be. Tesla slid 1.42% over the same period, because nothing says "stable investment" like a CEO who multitasks between rockets and meme stocks. ETH and DOGE wobbled with the grace of a drunk tightrope walker, down 0.22% and 0.63% respectively: crypto’s resilience to Musk-induced chaos is either impressive or depressing, depending on your portfolio. GORK’s non-reaction was the real outlier, suggesting even meme coins have standards. Volatility was tame by Muskian standards, but then again, so was the post: perhaps the market is finally learning to yawn at his antics. Or maybe it’s just saving its energy for the next "funding secured" moment.