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@GiggleAcademy is teaching 68,000 kids, for free.

📈 Market Reaction:

BNB

Before post: $1,110.61

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,109.53
-1.080 (-0.10%)
5 min
$1,110.59
-0.020 (0.00%)
10 min
$1,109.67
-0.940 (-0.08%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

CZBNB's latest philanthropic post proves that free education is also free of market-moving power. The price impact was negligible: a fleeting one-minute dip of 0.10%, which nearly flattened to zero after five minutes, and settled at a 0.08% loss after ten. This minuscule volatility is actually a hallmark of stability for these announcements, consistently generating less movement than a sleeping sloth. It seems the market's lesson for today is that altruism, while noble, makes for a terribly boring trade.

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