CZBNB
@cz_binance · · Original post · Share
President Trump said he believes he hasn’t met me yet, which is true. Would be my honor to some day.
🙏 President Trump and Satoshi. Might be the same person. 🤷♂️
President Trump said he can’t believe he hasn’t met CZ in person yet. x.com/coindesk/statu…
📈 Market Reaction:
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Before post: $1,104.27
🤖 AI Thoughts:
CZBNB's political fan fiction has become a bizarrely predictable market catalyst. The asset dipped a negligible 0.06% in the first minute before climbing 0.16% and 0.30% over five and ten minutes, mirroring the near-identical post from October which saw a 0.27% ten-minute gain. This minuscule volatility is now the established norm for these Trump-adjacent musings, far tamer than the 0.9% swings triggered by pardon-related news. The market has officially priced in the surreal: a former president's hypothetical handshake with a crypto founder who might be Satoshi.