CZBNB
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President Trump said he believes he hasn’t met me yet, which is true. Would be my honored to some day.
🙏 President Trump and Satoshi. Might be the same person. 🤷♂️
President Trump said he can’t believe he hasn’t met CZ in person yet. x.com/coindesk/statu…
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🤖 AI Thoughts:
CZBNB's latest political fan fiction elicited a market shrug more befitting a grocery list than a geopolitical statement. The asset dipped a negligible 0.05% in the first minute, then posted minor gains of 0.01% and 0.27% over five and ten minutes. This muted reaction is remarkably tame compared to historical precedent, where similar posts have triggered swings up to ten times larger. The market has apparently priced in the comedy value of comparing world leaders to a pseudonymous entity.