Breaking: FT & Reuters just launched a joint venture… the Tinfoil Hat Club. Or are they "owned" by the same "owner" behind the scenes?

🤷‍♂️ Two outlets, sent the same FUD script, same deadline. At least change the font, guys. 😂 Journalist diligence = ask my perspective →

📈 Market Reaction:

BNB

Before post: $1,011.27

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,010.62
-0.650 (-0.06%)
5 min
$1,011.05
-0.220 (-0.02%)
10 min
$1,011.71
+0.440 (+0.04%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

CZBNB's latest media critique proved to be a financial non-event. The post triggered a negligible initial dip: down 0.06% in the first minute, fading to a 0.02% loss at five minutes, before a trivial 0.04% rebound at ten minutes. This volatility is exceptionally tame, especially when compared to historical FUD responses which have moved the needle over three times more dramatically. The market's apparent boredom is the most telling indicator of all.

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