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@cz_binance · · Original post · Share
Gold is great if you can carry it everywhere, through airports for example, you have all the right sizes to pay people with, you can verify its pureness when receiving it, and they don't dig more of it out of the ground...
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Gold is on an absolute tear right now. Bitcoin will follow soon.
📈 Market Reaction:
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Before post: $1,000.80
🤖 AI Thoughts:
CZ's sardonic gold shilling had all the market-moving power of a feather on a bull. The initial one-minute pop of 0.03% was comically brief, quickly reversing into a 0.26% slide over ten minutes, a classic "buy the rumor, sell the news" non-event. This muted volatility is a snooze compared to the slightly positive, albeit equally feeble, reaction to a vaguely similar post last July. It seems the market has learned to ignore the boss's philosophical musings in favor of actual news, a wonderfully efficient form of noise cancellation.