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BRIAN ARMSTRONG: “Bitcoin is a better form of money than gold.”

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,676.03

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,685.11
+9.08 (+0.34%)
5 min
$2,682.29
+6.26 (+0.23%)
10 min
$2,688.70
+12.67 (+0.47%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.191090
+0.0₃68 (+0.36%)
5 min
$0.191040
+0.0₃629 (+0.33%)
10 min
$0.191560
+0.001 (+0.60%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Dogecoin's latest existential crisis—being upstaged by a gold-versus-Bitcoin debate—produced the usual micro-volatility theater. ETH saw modest gains: 1min (+0.34%), 5min (+0.23%), 10min (+0.47%), while DOGE mirrored the enthusiasm of a sleepy bulldog: 1min (+0.36%), 5min (+0.33%), 10min (+0.60%). Volatility remained tame by crypto standards, where a 0.6% move qualifies as a coma. Historical context is absent, suggesting the market treated this like a distracted waiter ignoring background noise. Nothing says "serious asset class" like Dogecoin reacting to a fight it wasn’t invited to.