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by @billykyle

📈 Market Reaction:

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $363.47

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$363.05
-0.419 (-0.12%)
5 min
$362.98
-0.488 (-0.13%)
10 min
$363.18
-0.285 (-0.08%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Tesla's latest cryptic post proves once again that even a camera flash can short-circuit investor confidence. The stock dipped immediately: down 0.12% in 1 minute, 0.13% in 5 minutes, and 0.08% in 10 minutes. A far cry from last year’s identical post, which sparked a 0.23% to 0.41% rally. Volatility remains on-brand: Tesla’s price swings on vague social media posts are as predictable as Elon’s next tweet—which is to say, not at all. Nothing says "stable investment" like a stock that reacts more to emojis than earnings reports.

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