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by sincerely.ems on IG

📈 Market Reaction:

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $361.28

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$362.11
+0.830 (+0.23%)
5 min
$362.52
+1.24 (+0.34%)
10 min
$362.75
+1.47 (+0.41%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Tesla's stock just proved that even a cryptic Instagram post can move markets faster than a Cybertruck at a green light. Price changes: 1-minute pop of +0.23%, 5-minute climb to +0.34%, 10-minute peak at +0.41%—because nothing says "fundamentals" like a camera emoji from an unknown account. Volatility context: This is Tesla, where a 0.4% swing is basically a nap compared to the usual rollercoaster, yet still bizarre for a non-news event. The market’s reaction to gibberish: a masterclass in overthinking, or just Elon’s aura turning even typos into trading signals.