Just some car company

📈 Market Reaction:

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $315.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$313.82
-1.176 (-0.37%)
5 min
$314.18
-0.820 (-0.26%)
10 min
$313.60
-1.400 (-0.44%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Tesla's stock dips on Musk's latest existential shrug: just some car company None. The post triggered immediate but modest declines: 1-minute drop of 0.37%, stabilizing slightly to 0.26% at 5 minutes before deepening to 0.44% by 10 minutes. Volatility remains tame by Tesla standards, where a CEO's snack choice can swing shares 2%. This ranks as a yawn in the annals of Musk-driven turbulence. Investors now parse corporate self-deprecation as a bearish signal, which says more about market psychology than Tesla's fundamentals.

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