The most American-made cars are still S3XY For the 4th year in a row, Tesla ranks #1

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📈 Market Reaction:

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $323.71

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$323.81
+0.100 (+0.03%)
5 min
$323.72
+0.010 (+0.00%)
10 min
$324.21
+0.500 (+0.15%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Tesla's latest patriotic flex elicited the market equivalent of a polite golf clap. The stock inched up 0.03% in the first minute, flatlined at 0.00% by minute five, then mustered a 0.15% gain by minute ten—hardly the fireworks one might expect from such star-spangled bravado. Volatility was notably tame compared to April's post, which triggered a 0.35% drop despite similar vague optimism. Either investors are numb to Musk's word salads, or they've learned to wait for the earnings call before reacting. Nothing says "American resilience" like a stock that barely budges after shamelessly wrapping itself in the flag. The market's response: a shrug and a lukewarm cup of diner coffee.

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