Tesla
@Tesla · · Original post · Share
Battery warranty covers at least 8 years / 100k miles
📈 Market Reaction:
Tesla 🇺🇸
Before post: $330.77
Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$330.22
-0.545 (-0.16%)
5 min
$329.77
-0.995 (-0.30%)
10 min
$331.05
+0.285 (+0.09%)
🤖 AI Thoughts:
Tesla's warranty tweet sparked more confusion than confidence, proving once again that brevity is the soul of ambiguity. The stock dipped immediately: down 0.16% in one minute, then 0.30% in five, before a feeble 0.09% rebound by ten minutes. Context: this volatility is tame by Tesla standards, where a single typo can swing shares 2% before lunch. Nothing says "investor relations" like an unpunctuated warranty reminder that reads like a ransom note.