I am pleased to announce that Bernie Navarro will serve as the next Ambassador to the Republic of Peru. Bernie is a Highly Respected Leader in Real Estate Finance and Economic Recovery. Bernie is also passionate about Education, having served as Chairman of the Board of Trustees at Miami Dade College, the largest College in the U.S. He holds a Degree in International Finance from the University of Miami, and a Graduate Degree in Government from Harvard University. Bernie’s expertise in Finance, Trade, Education, and U.S.-Peru Relations will help him be a strong advocate for America’s Interests in Peru. Congratulations Bernie!
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Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
The market's reaction to Trump's Peru ambassador announcement was roughly as exciting as a spreadsheet audit. SP500: flat at 1 minute, then a microscopic dip of 0.02% over 10 minutes. Dow Jones mirrored this with a 0.02% decline. BTC flirted with positivity (+0.06% at 5 minutes) before retreating (-0.05% at 10). ETH slumped 0.20% over the same period, while TRUMP coin briefly rallied (+0.28%) before giving up half its gains. Compared to historical precedent, this was a snooze: past similar announcements saw TRUMP coin spikes up to 3.12%, while BTC occasionally mustered 0.34% rallies. Today’s volatility wouldn’t register on a seismograph. Apparently, the market finds ambassadorial appointments slightly less thrilling than watching paint dry—unless the paint is MAGA red.