Walmart should STOP trying to blame Tariffs as the reason for raising prices throughout the chain. Walmart made BILLIONS OF DOLLARS last year, far more than expected. Between Walmart and China they should, as is said, “EAT THE TARIFFS,” and not charge valued customers ANYTHING. I’ll be watching, and so will your customers!!!

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BTC

Before post: $102,975.73

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$103,043.47
+67.74 (+0.07%)
5 min
$103,068.20
+92.47 (+0.09%)
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$103,000.01
+24.28 (+0.02%)

ETH

Before post: $2,477.21

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Price & Change
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$2,481.15
+3.94 (+0.16%)
5 min
$2,483.92
+6.71 (+0.27%)
10 min
$2,474.79
-2.420 (-0.10%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.90

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1 min
$12.85
-0.050 (-0.39%)
5 min
$12.88
-0.020 (-0.16%)
10 min
$12.82
-0.080 (-0.62%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Trump's latest tariff tantrum triggered a crypto shrug and a MAGA token dip, proving once again that markets have the attention span of a goldfish at a rave. BTC wobbled: +0.07% in 1min (a thrilling $67), +0.09% in 5min (peak excitement), then flatlined at +0.02%—volatility so tame it could be mistaken for a nap. ETH mimicked a caffeinated squirrel: +0.16% up, +0.27% higher, then -0.10% because consistency is overrated. TRUMP token slid -0.39% immediately, because nothing says "valued customers" like a passive-aggressive Walmart rant. Context: Historically, Trump’s tariff tweets spark mild chaos (see: -0.48% BTC drop on "80% tariff" day), but this post landed with the force of a deflated balloon. Similarity scores hover around 50%, suggesting markets now treat his trade tirades as background noise—like a broken elevator playing "Hallelujah" on loop. The irony? A tweet demanding price cuts for "valued customers" made TRUMP tokens worth less. Poetic justice, or just another Tuesday in crypto.

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