I see that Highly Overrated Bruce Springsteen goes to a Foreign Country to speak badly about the President of the United States. Never liked him, never liked his music, or his Radical Left Politics and, importantly, he’s not a talented guy — Just a pushy, obnoxious JERK, who fervently supported Crooked Joe Biden, a mentally incompetent FOOL, and our WORST EVER President, who came close to destroying our Country. If I wasn’t elected, it would have been GONE by now! Sleepy Joe didn’t have a clue as to what he was doing, but Springsteen is “dumb as a rock,” and couldn’t see what was going on, or could he (which is even worse!)? This dried out “prune” of a rocker (his skin is all atrophied!) ought to KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT until he gets back into the Country, that’s just “standard fare.” Then we’ll all see how it goes for him!
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Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Trump's latest rant about Springsteen and Biden triggered more market movement than his music ever did. SP500 dipped 0.09% in the first minute, then clawed back half the loss by minute 10: classic "all shock, no substance" behavior. Dow Jones mirrored the drama with a 0.11% drop, while Europe's STOXX50 joined the pity party at 0.12%. Crypto wasn't immune: BTC and ETH shed 0.18% and 0.37% respectively, proving even digital assets aren't safe from political theater. The real punchline? TRUMP (the token, not the man) fell 0.54%, because nothing says "market confidence" like your own namesake asset tanking. Compared to his April post praising a pollster—which actually boosted TRUMP token by 0.91%—this outburst was 40% less relevant and 100% more petty. Volatility here is tame by Trumpian standards, where a single typo once moved Mexico's peso. Nothing unites markets like collective eye-rolling at a billionaire arguing with a rock star about skin elasticity.