So funny to watch old timer Martha Raditz on ABC Fake News (the Slopadopolus show!) this morning, blurt out that, effectively, Pope Leo’s selection had nothing to do with Donald Trump. It came out of nowhere, but it was on her Trump Deranged Mind. Remember, I did WIN the Catholic Vote, by a lot! Bob Iger should do something about the losers and haters he’s got on his low rated shows. It’s time for change. MAGA!!!
📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $5,747.75
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $41,741.00
BTC
Before post: $104,238.09
ETH
Before post: $2,519.68
TRUMP
Before post: $13.74
CSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hoursSTOXX50 🇪🇺
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Trump's latest rant about media and the Catholic vote moved markets about as much as a pigeon landing on a trading terminal. SP500 popped 0.06% in the first minute, then faded to -0.02% over 10 minutes, while the Dow mimicked a sleepy elevator ride with a 0.05% uptick before settling at -0.01%. Bitcoin shrugged off initial -0.02% dip to rally 0.17%, proving crypto traders care more about volatility than Vatican gossip. ETH staged a comeback from -0.17% to +0.20%, because nothing says "stable asset" like swinging 0.4% on a meme-tier political post. The real winner? TRUMP token, up 1.02% in 10 minutes, because irony loves a self-referential asset. Historical context shows similar papal chatter last year moved markets less than a stale croissant at a Fed meeting, with TRUMP token then fading after initial pops. The takeaway: markets now treat Trump's social media as background noise, unless you're trading the man himself—literally.