Ed Martin has done an AMAZING job as interim U.S. Attorney, and will be moving to the Department of Justice as the new Director of the Weaponization Working Group, Associate Deputy Attorney General, and Pardon Attorney. In these highly important roles, Ed will make sure we finally investigate the Weaponization of our Government under the Biden Regime, and provide much needed Justice for its victims. Congratulations Ed!
📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $5,686.75
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $41,459.00
BTC
Before post: $102,996.96
ETH
Before post: $2,174.43
TRUMP
Before post: $12.41
CSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hoursSTOXX50 🇪🇺
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
The markets reacted to Trump's latest post with the enthusiasm of a cat watching paint dry. SP500 dipped slightly: down 0.00% in 1 minute, 0.05% in 5 minutes, and 0.11% in 10 minutes. Dow Jones followed suit: 0.01%, 0.03%, and 0.09% declines over the same periods. BTC had a brief caffeine spike (up 0.17% in 1 minute) before crashing back to reality (down 0.16% in 10 minutes). ETH, ever the overachiever, climbed steadily: 0.39%, 0.31%, and 0.42%. TRUMP coin, unsurprisingly, rallied: up 0.24%, 0.56%, and 0.48%. Volatility was tame compared to historical reactions: the May 6 post saw steeper drops in SP500 (0.14% over 10 minutes) and Dow (0.09%), while BTC and ETH tanked. The May 7 post, less similar, sparked a BTC rally but left equities indifferent. Nothing says "market-moving news" like a 0.00% SP500 reaction and a meme coin stealing the show.