“Too Late” should resign immediately!!!

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,274.75

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,274.25
-0.500 (-0.01%)
5 min
$6,273.50
-1.250 (-0.02%)
10 min
$6,273.25
-1.500 (-0.02%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $44,780.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$44,780.00
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$44,772.00
-8.000 (-0.02%)
10 min
$44,772.00
-8.000 (-0.02%)

BTC

Before post: $109,275.42

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$109,247.23
-28.190 (-0.03%)
5 min
$109,270.23
-5.190 (0.00%)
10 min
$109,261.00
-14.420 (-0.01%)

ETH

Before post: $2,594.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,594.16
-0.070 (0.00%)
5 min
$2,596.32
+2.09 (+0.08%)
10 min
$2,594.03
-0.200 (-0.01%)

TRUMP

Before post: $8.94

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$8.90
-0.040 (-0.45%)
5 min
$8.89
-0.050 (-0.56%)
10 min
$8.89
-0.050 (-0.56%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets shrugged off Trump's latest outburst like a bored audience at a bad improv show. The S&P 500 dipped a negligible 0.02% over 10 minutes, while the Dow Jones mirrored that yawn-worthy decline. Bitcoin and Ethereum barely flinched, with ETH even mustering a 0.08% gain at the 5-minute mark before reverting to mediocrity. The real drama was in TRUMP, which fell 0.56%—perhaps the only asset taking the post personally. Historical context reveals this as mild by Trumpian standards: past rants triggered moves up to 0.12% in equities and 0.65% in TRUMP tokens, proving even market reactions have diminishing returns to his schtick. Volatility here was so tame it could’ve been caused by a trader sneezing. Nothing says "market-moving" like a post so forgettable even algorithms barely registered it. The only thing resigning today was investor interest.

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