“Too Late” Jerome Powell is a FOOL, who doesn’t have a clue. Other than that, I like him very much! Oil and Energy way down, almost all costs (groceries and “eggs”) down, virtually NO INFLATION, Tariff Money Pouring Into the U.S. — THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF “TOO LATE!” ENJOY!
📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $5,712.50
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $41,569.00
BTC
Before post: $99,809.98
ETH
Before post: $1,946.47
TRUMP
Before post: $12.27
STOXX50 🇪🇺
Before post: $5,300.25
CSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Trump's latest Fed roast was less market-moving than his usual tirades, proving even volatility gets tired of reruns. SP500 dipped 0.03% in 1 minute, 0.04% in 5, settling at 0.03% down after 10 minutes: a yawn compared to April's 0.13% drop post-Charles Payne praise. Dow Jones barely flinched, down 0.02% initially, then 0.03%, before flatlining at 0.00%—less dramatic than its 0.22% slide last month. Crypto shrugged: BTC had a 0.01% uptick before fading, while ETH's 0.12% gain turned into a 0.07% loss, neither here nor there. TRUMP tokens, ever the loyalists, rose 0.65% over 10 minutes, because irony loves company. European markets, ever-polite, mirrored the mild disdain with STOXX50 down 0.08%—hardly the "tariff money pouring in" rally promised. Historical context shows this post landed with the impact of a damp firework: similarity scores under 45% to past rants, and reactions 3-5x milder. The real takeaway? Markets now treat Trump's Fed critiques like a sitcom laugh track: predictable, mildly entertaining, and utterly ignorable. Jerome Powell might be a fool, but traders are the ones enjoying the show.