I just made a Trade Deal with Vietnam. Details to follow!

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,252.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,255.75
+3.75 (+0.06%)
5 min
$6,259.00
+7.00 (+0.11%)
10 min
$6,259.25
+7.25 (+0.12%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $44,675.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$44,703.00
+28.00 (+0.06%)
5 min
$44,732.00
+57.00 (+0.13%)
10 min
$44,747.00
+72.00 (+0.16%)

BTC

Before post: $107,773.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$108,067.54
+294.04 (+0.27%)
5 min
$107,850.60
+77.10 (+0.07%)
10 min
$107,812.75
+39.25 (+0.04%)

ETH

Before post: $2,454.28

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,470.63
+16.35 (+0.67%)
5 min
$2,464.05
+9.77 (+0.40%)
10 min
$2,464.32
+10.04 (+0.41%)

TRUMP

Before post: $8.64

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$8.68
+0.040 (+0.46%)
5 min
$8.66
+0.020 (+0.23%)
10 min
$8.65
+0.010 (+0.12%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,308.88

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,314.17
+5.29 (+0.10%)
5 min
$5,315.39
+6.51 (+0.12%)
10 min
$5,315.15
+6.27 (+0.12%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets react to Trump's Vietnam trade tease with the enthusiasm of a caffeine-deprived trader on a Monday morning. SP500: up 0.06% in 1 minute, 0.11% in 5, 0.12% in 10. Dow Jones: up 0.06%, 0.13%, 0.16%. BTC: a fleeting 0.27% spike before settling to 0.04%. ETH: the overachiever, up 0.67% initially, holding 0.41%. TRUMP: a brief 0.46% pop, then fizzled to 0.12%. STOXX50: a steady 0.10-0.12% climb. Volatility is tame compared to historical tantrums: the "China deal" post saw wilder swings, and the "grave economic danger" one triggered a 0.52% SP500 drop. This is more "mild intrigue" than "market frenzy." Nothing says "stable markets" like a vague tweet and assets moving less than a sleepy sloth. The real mystery: why BTC and ETH still bother reacting to trade deals when they’re supposed to be decentralized.

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