I am very happy to report that I have arranged, along with Secretary of State Marco Rubio, a wonderful Treaty between the Democratic Republic of the Congo, and the Republic of Rwanda, in their War, which was known for violent bloodshed and death, more so even than most other Wars, and has gone on for decades. Representatives from Rwanda and the Congo will be in Washington on Monday to sign Documents. This is a Great Day for Africa and, quite frankly, a Great Day for the World! I won’t get a Nobel Peace Prize for this, I won’t get a Nobel Peace Prize for stopping the War between India and Pakistan, I won’t get a Nobel Peace Prize for stopping the War between Serbia and Kosovo, I won’t get a Nobel Peace Prize for keeping Peace between Egypt and Ethiopia (A massive Ethiopian built dam, stupidly financed by the United States of America, substantially reduces the water flowing into The Nile River), and I won’t get a Nobel Peace Prize for doing the Abraham Accords in the Middle East which, if all goes well, will be loaded to the brim with additional Countries signing on, and will unify the Middle East for the first time in “The Ages!” No, I won’t get a Nobel Peace Prize no matter what I do, including Russia/Ukraine, and Israel/Iran, whatever those outcomes may be, but the people know, and that’s all that matters to me!

📈 Market Reaction:

BTC

Before post: $103,566.67

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$103,532.00
-34.670 (-0.03%)
5 min
$103,475.21
-91.460 (-0.09%)
10 min
$103,296.52
-270.150 (-0.26%)

ETH

Before post: $2,418.99

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Price & Change
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$2,416.62
-2.370 (-0.10%)
5 min
$2,415.80
-3.190 (-0.13%)
10 min
$2,409.13
-9.860 (-0.41%)

TRUMP

Before post: $9.25

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$9.23
-0.020 (-0.22%)
5 min
$9.24
-0.010 (-0.11%)
10 min
$9.22
-0.030 (-0.32%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets yawn at geopolitical breakthroughs but still manage a polite nod downward. BTC dipped 0.26% over 10 minutes, ETH slid 0.41%, and even TRUMP tokens couldn’t muster enthusiasm, dropping 0.32%. The moves are barely a ripple compared to typical crypto volatility, where a 1% swing is considered a slow Tuesday. Historical context shows similar announcements triggered equally muted reactions: a 0.12% BTC drop in April and a 0.17% gain in May, proving markets care more about Fed tweets than peace treaties. Nothing unites traders like collective indifference to Nobel-worthy diplomacy.

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