The Crooked FoxNews Polls got the Election WRONG, I won by much more than they said I would, and have been biased against me for years. They are always wrong and negative. It’s why MAGA HATES FoxNews, even though their anchors are GREAT. This has gone on for years, but they never change the incompetent polling company that does their work. Now a new FoxNews poll comes out this morning giving me a little more than 50% at the Border, and yet the Border is miraculously perfect, NOBODY WAS ABLE TO COME IN LAST MONTH. 60,000 people came in with Sleepy Joe in the same month last year. I hate FAKE pollsters, one of the Worst, but Fox will never change their discredited pollster!

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SP500 🇺🇸

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+1.000 (+0.02%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $41,907.00

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BTC

Before post: $104,752.60

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-92.610 (-0.09%)

ETH

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TRUMP

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets barely flinched at Trump's latest Fox News tirade, proving once again that outrage is priced in like a bad subscription. SP500 inched up 0.01% in the first minute, stabilizing at 0.02% over 10 minutes, while the Dow Jones flatlined before a microscopic 0.01% lift. Bitcoin and Ethereum wobbled with negligible losses, down 0.09% and 0.22% respectively, as if crypto traders were too busy meme-ing to care. The TRUMP token, ever the loyalist, eked out a 0.11% gain—because nothing says "market mover" like a fractional cent rally. Volatility was eerily subdued compared to historical reactions: past posts with 60%+ similarity scores triggered moves twice as large, suggesting traders now treat these outbursts as background noise. Even the STOXX50’s 0.03% rise felt like Europe collectively shrugging. The real shocker? After years of this, the only thing less impactful than Fox News polls might be the market’s reaction to them.

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