UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER!

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,024.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,022.00
-2.000 (-0.03%)
5 min
$6,021.50
-2.500 (-0.04%)
10 min
$6,023.25
-0.750 (-0.01%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,516.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,505.00
-11.000 (-0.03%)
5 min
$42,500.00
-16.000 (-0.04%)
10 min
$42,501.00
-15.000 (-0.04%)

BTC

Before post: $104,350.07

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$104,241.86
-108.210 (-0.10%)
5 min
$104,277.44
-72.630 (-0.07%)
10 min
$104,214.04
-136.030 (-0.13%)

ETH

Before post: $2,496.36

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,492.74
-3.620 (-0.15%)
5 min
$2,491.20
-5.160 (-0.21%)
10 min
$2,483.43
-12.930 (-0.52%)

TRUMP

Before post: $9.48

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$9.47
-0.010 (-0.11%)
5 min
$9.48
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$9.43
-0.050 (-0.53%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets briefly flinched at Trump's cryptic surrender note, then remembered they've seen this movie before. SP500 dipped 0.03% in the first minute, sliding further to 0.04% at 5 minutes before a partial recovery (0.01% down at 10 minutes). Dow Jones mirrored this with 0.03-0.04% declines, stubbornly refusing to rally. Crypto showed more drama: BTC wobbled 0.1% down, while ETH took a 0.52% haircut at 10 minutes—proof that altcoins still overreact to everything. The TRUMP token itself dropped 0.53%, because nothing says "unconditional surrender" like your own namesake asset underperforming. Volatility was tame compared to the June 9 "paid insurrectionists" post, which sparked sharper equity drops and a crypto rollercoaster (BTC swung from -0.02% to +0.12%). Today’s reaction suggests traders now treat Trump’s tweets like a weather report: mildly inconvenient, but rarely catastrophic. The real mystery is why anyone expected coherence from a post that reads like a rejected Rambo subtitle.

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