Paid Insurrectionists!

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,000.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,997.00
-3.500 (-0.06%)
5 min
$5,997.25
-3.250 (-0.05%)
10 min
$5,996.00
-4.500 (-0.07%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,775.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,757.00
-18.000 (-0.04%)
5 min
$42,759.00
-16.000 (-0.04%)
10 min
$42,751.00
-24.000 (-0.06%)

BTC

Before post: $105,568.39

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$105,545.74
-22.650 (-0.02%)
5 min
$105,688.96
+120.57 (+0.11%)
10 min
$105,691.19
+122.80 (+0.12%)

ETH

Before post: $2,496.58

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,493.51
-3.070 (-0.12%)
5 min
$2,499.68
+3.10 (+0.12%)
10 min
$2,502.74
+6.16 (+0.25%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Before post: $3,887.28

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,887.59
+0.312 (+0.01%)
5 min
$3,889.64
+2.36 (+0.06%)
10 min
$3,892.82
+5.54 (+0.14%)

TRUMP

Before post: $10.41

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$10.39
-0.020 (-0.19%)
5 min
$10.41
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$10.41
+0.0 (+0.00%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets yawn at Trump's latest denial, treating it like a poorly attended yard sale. SP500 dipped mildly: down 0.06% in 1 minute, 0.05% in 5, 0.07% in 10. Dow Jones mirrored this with 0.04%, 0.04%, and 0.06% drops. BTC shrugged off initial 0.02% loss, rising 0.11% and 0.12% later. ETH followed suit: 0.12% drop turned into 0.12% and 0.25% gains. CSI300 stayed positive, climbing 0.01%, 0.06%, then 0.14%. TRUMP token barely moved, down 0.19% initially before flatlining. Volatility was tamer than a housecat on sedatives: no wild swings, just the usual noise. Historical context is absent, suggesting even algorithms found this post forgettable. The real insurrection here is against meaningful market movement.

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