
Paid Insurrectionists!
📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $6,000.50
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $42,775.00
BTC
Before post: $105,568.39
ETH
Before post: $2,496.58
CSI300 🇨🇳
Before post: $3,887.28
TRUMP
Before post: $10.41
STOXX50 🇪🇺
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Markets yawn at Trump's latest denial, treating it like a poorly attended yard sale. SP500 dipped mildly: down 0.06% in 1 minute, 0.05% in 5, 0.07% in 10. Dow Jones mirrored this with 0.04%, 0.04%, and 0.06% drops. BTC shrugged off initial 0.02% loss, rising 0.11% and 0.12% later. ETH followed suit: 0.12% drop turned into 0.12% and 0.25% gains. CSI300 stayed positive, climbing 0.01%, 0.06%, then 0.14%. TRUMP token barely moved, down 0.19% initially before flatlining. Volatility was tamer than a housecat on sedatives: no wild swings, just the usual noise. Historical context is absent, suggesting even algorithms found this post forgettable. The real insurrection here is against meaningful market movement.