Congressman Abe Hamadeh is an America First Patriot who is doing a fantastic job representing Arizona’s 8th Congressional District!

A Brave U.S. Army Veteran, and former Criminal Prosecutor, Abe is fighting tirelessly to Secure our now VERY Secure (Record Setting!) Southern Border, Stop Migrant Crime, Grow our Economy, Cut Taxes, Strengthen our Military/Vets, Safeguard our Elections, and Protect our always under siege Second Amendment. Abe Hamadeh has my Complete and Total Endorsement for Re-Election – HE WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN!

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,002.25

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Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,341.00

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BTC

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ETH

Before post: $2,608.10

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TRUMP

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets reward political endorsements with the enthusiasm of a cat watching paint dry. SP500 inched up 0.07% in 1 minute, 0.08% in 5, and 0.12% in 10, while the Dow mirrored this with 0.09%, 0.09%, and 0.13%. BTC and ETH showed modest gains, with ETH notably up 0.96% initially before settling around 0.7%. TRUMP tokens wobbled between 0.2% and 0.4%, as if unsure whether to celebrate or nap. Volatility here is milder than a lukewarm tea party: compared to historical posts, this one sparked marginally greener numbers, though past reactions ranged from shrugs (May 25) to mild indigestion (May 7). The 55% similarity to the May 7 post, which saw red, suggests markets treat Trump’s endorsements like Rorschach tests—interpretation optional. Nothing says "record-setting secure border" like a 0.4% bump in a meme token.

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