A once great American City, Los Angeles, has been invaded and occupied by Illegal Aliens and Criminals.  Now violent, insurrectionist mobs are swarming and attacking our Federal Agents to try and stop our deportation operations — But these lawless riots only strengthen our resolve. I am directing Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem, Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, and Attorney General Pam Bondi, in coordination with all other relevant Departments and Agencies, to take all such action necessary to liberate Los Angeles from the Migrant Invasion, and put an end to these Migrant riots. Order will be restored, the Illegals will be expelled, and Los Angeles will be set free. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

📈 Market Reaction:

BTC

Before post: $106,177.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$106,200.00
+22.76 (+0.02%)
5 min
$106,204.26
+27.02 (+0.03%)
10 min
$106,221.03
+43.79 (+0.04%)

ETH

Before post: $2,533.63

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,535.33
+1.70 (+0.07%)
5 min
$2,535.20
+1.57 (+0.06%)
10 min
$2,533.63
+0.0 (+0.00%)

TRUMP

Before post: $10.47

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$10.48
+0.010 (+0.10%)
5 min
$10.48
+0.010 (+0.10%)
10 min
$10.47
+0.0 (+0.00%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Trump's latest inflammatory rhetoric on Los Angeles sparked a crypto shrug and a token nod to his own meme stock. BTC inched up 0.04% over 10 minutes, a yawn compared to its usual post-Trump volatility swings. ETH barely moved, flatlining after a negligible 0.07% initial bump. TRUMP coin eked out a 0.10% gain, barely registering the bluster. Historical context shows these moves are noise: past similar posts saw BTC swing ±0.15%, with TRUMP coin often fading after initial pops. Today’s reaction is tepid, suggesting markets now treat his chaos as background static. Nothing says "stable store of value" like crypto reacting to political theater with the enthusiasm of a DMV clerk.

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