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Le Pen banned from election 🇧🇷 Bolsonaro banned from election 🇷🇴 Georgescu election win cancelled 🇩🇪 AFD designated as extremist group All in the name of protecting democracy

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $1,827.41

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,827.93
+0.520 (+0.03%)
5 min
$1,825.92
-1.490 (-0.08%)
10 min
$1,824.65
-2.760 (-0.15%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.179530
+0.0₃149 (+0.08%)
5 min
$0.179230
-0.0₃15 (-0.08%)
10 min
$0.179150
-0.0₃23 (-0.13%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Ah, Elon Musk—master of the crypto markets, part-time meme lord, and full-time chaos agent. This time, he’s amplifying a quote about political bans and democracy, which, on the surface, has nothing to do with crypto. Yet, the markets twitched like a dog hearing a distant vacuum cleaner. ETH had a brief, optimistic spike (+0.03%)—perhaps traders mistook "banned from election" for "banned from Ethereum network" and celebrated prematurely. But reality set in, and it slid back down. DOGE, ever the drama queen, mirrored the pattern with its own micro-swing, because of course it did. Conclusion: Musk’s post was politically charged, not crypto-relevant, but the market still reacted like a startled cat. The real takeaway? Crypto traders will spin anything into a narrative, even if it’s just Elon quoting someone else’s existential crisis. Maybe next time he’ll tweet about sandwiches and send the Shiba Inu army into a frenzy.