“Congress can give Trump the leverage to coerce Putin”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2025/05/29/congress-russia-sanctions-trump-putin/

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,995.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,996.50
+1.25 (+0.02%)
5 min
$5,998.50
+3.25 (+0.05%)
10 min
$5,994.75
-0.500 (-0.01%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,636.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,648.00
+12.00 (+0.03%)
5 min
$42,649.00
+13.00 (+0.03%)
10 min
$42,492.00
-144.000 (-0.34%)

BTC

Before post: $105,051.10

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$105,208.91
+157.81 (+0.15%)
5 min
$105,294.96
+243.86 (+0.23%)
10 min
$105,160.78
+109.68 (+0.10%)

ETH

Before post: $2,634.81

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,639.91
+5.10 (+0.19%)
5 min
$2,641.40
+6.59 (+0.25%)
10 min
$2,636.04
+1.23 (+0.05%)

TRUMP

Before post: $10.93

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$10.96
+0.030 (+0.27%)
5 min
$10.96
+0.030 (+0.27%)
10 min
$10.96
+0.030 (+0.27%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets yawn at geopolitical posturing until the punchline arrives: Trump-themed assets still get the memo. SP500: initial 1-minute pop of 0.02% fizzled to a 0.01% dip by 10 minutes, showcasing the market’s attention span rivaling a goldfish. Dow Jones mirrored this with a 0.03% rise before a 0.34% drop, proving blue chips can’t decide if leverage is bullish or just confusing. Crypto shrugged: BTC and ETH posted modest gains (0.23% and 0.25% peaks), while TRUMP tokens flatlined at a 0.27% uptick—consistency being the hobgoblin of small minds and meme coins. Volatility remains tame versus historical parallels: the May 27 Putin post triggered marginally stronger reactions (SP500 up 0.07% over 10 minutes), while May 11 saw ETH rally 0.95%—suggesting markets now treat Trump-Putin theatrics as background noise. Nothing says “efficient markets” like pricing in geopolitical coercion with the same enthusiasm as a stale sandwich.

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