This is not even the tip of the iceberg

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Luke Rosiak
@lukerosiak

Florida police have arrested a 37-year old illegal immigrant for molesting at least one, and possibly more, of the teen girls that the Biden administration sent to live with him as part of its "unaccompanied alien children" smuggling operation.

📈 Market Reaction:

PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $71.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
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$71.18
-0.010 (-0.01%)
5 min
$71.23
+0.035 (+0.05%)
10 min
$71.29
+0.095 (+0.13%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $353.94

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$354.18
+0.240 (+0.07%)
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$354.51
+0.570 (+0.16%)
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$354.68
+0.736 (+0.21%)

ETH

Before post: $2,605.40

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$2,612.71
+7.31 (+0.28%)
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$2,611.72
+6.32 (+0.24%)
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$2,616.90
+11.50 (+0.44%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

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$0.195930
+0.0₃219 (+0.11%)
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$0.195720
+0.0₄1 (+0.01%)
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$0.196120
+0.0₃409 (+0.21%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

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$0.010330
+0.0₄3 (+0.29%)
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$0.010310
+0.0₅999 (+0.10%)
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$0.010360
+0.0₄599 (+0.58%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest inflammatory post triggered more market shrugs than shockwaves. PayPal barely flinched: down 0.01% in the first minute, then a lukewarm recovery to +0.13% after 10 minutes. Tesla edged up steadily, gaining 0.21% over the same period, proving even Musk's divisive tweets can't derail its momentum. Crypto reactions were equally muted: ETH rose 0.44%, DOGE and the meme-tier GORK wobbled between 0.01% and 0.58% gains, suggesting traders were too busy chasing actual news to care. Volatility was a non-event compared to historical Musk-induced chaos—no 10% Dogecoin spikes, no Tesla 5% nosedives. The real surprise? Markets treating his rhetoric like background noise. Nothing says "efficient markets" like a politically charged grenade landing with the impact of a soggy napkin.