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📈 Market Reaction:

PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $70.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$70.33
+0.123 (+0.18%)
5 min
$70.43
+0.228 (+0.32%)
10 min
$70.45
+0.243 (+0.35%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $347.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$346.95
-0.065 (-0.02%)
5 min
$346.91
-0.096 (-0.03%)
10 min
$345.94
-1.075 (-0.31%)

ETH

Before post: $2,623.77

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,634.39
+10.62 (+0.40%)
5 min
$2,632.49
+8.72 (+0.33%)
10 min
$2,635.93
+12.16 (+0.46%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.195620
+0.0₃859 (+0.44%)
5 min
$0.195690
+0.0₃93 (+0.48%)
10 min
$0.195990
+0.001 (+0.63%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010720
+0.0₃16 (+1.52%)
5 min
$0.010650
+0.0₄899 (+0.85%)
10 min
$0.010690
+0.0₃129 (+1.23%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic musing on documentaries sparked more market movement than a caffeine-addicted day trader. PayPal inched up 0.18% in the first minute, peaking at 0.35% after 10 minutes: the equivalent of a polite golf clap for Musk’s old stomping grounds. Tesla dipped 0.31% over the same period, proving even its stock tires of his antics sometimes. ETH and DOGE did their usual meme-coin shuffle, rising 0.46% and 0.63% respectively, while GORK—because of course there’s a GORK—jumped 1.52% initially before settling at 1.23%, a volatility only outmatched by Musk’s attention span. Compared to historical norms, this was a tranquil Tuesday in Muskland: no rockets, no flamethrowers, just a gentle nudge to remember that markets will react to anything if you tweet it hard enough. The real documentary here is the financial world’s willingness to treat Musk’s grocery lists as breaking news.