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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,626.36

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,635.01
+8.65 (+0.33%)
5 min
$2,634.67
+8.31 (+0.32%)
10 min
$2,639.09
+12.73 (+0.48%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.198490
+0.0₃64 (+0.32%)
5 min
$0.198490
+0.0₃64 (+0.32%)
10 min
$0.198860
+0.001 (+0.51%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.011540
-0.0₃12 (-1.03%)
5 min
$0.011560
-0.0₄999 (-0.86%)
10 min
$0.011530
-0.0₃129 (-1.11%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's post of "None" somehow managed to move markets more than most corporate earnings calls. ETH saw modest gains: 1min +0.33%, 5min +0.32%, 10min +0.48%, while DOGE mirrored the movement with identical percentage changes despite zero actual price movement (a feat only possible in crypto). GORK, ever the contrarian, dipped -1.03% in 1min, -0.86% in 5min, and -1.11% in 10min, proving that even nothingness can't save a bad token. Volatility here is tame by crypto standards, where "normal" often means double-digit swings before breakfast. The real mystery is how an empty post triggered more action than most Fed announcements. Nothing says "efficient markets" like assets moving because a billionaire typed four letters meaning nothing.