Neuralink technology update in 2 weeks!

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In sharing our story with investors and our internal team, we realized there's no reason we shouldn’t share that very same story with the rest of the world. So in 2 weeks, we’ll have a public demo where we share that presentation with some bonus content. Stay tuned. x.com/neuralink/stat…

📈 Market Reaction:

PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $70.65

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$70.69
+0.042 (+0.06%)
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$70.75
+0.095 (+0.13%)
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$70.72
+0.070 (+0.10%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $341.19

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$341.49
+0.300 (+0.09%)
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$341.72
+0.530 (+0.16%)
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$342.03
+0.840 (+0.25%)

ETH

Before post: $2,536.00

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$2,537.20
+1.20 (+0.05%)
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$2,538.45
+2.45 (+0.10%)
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$2,540.94
+4.94 (+0.19%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

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$0.190280
+0.0₃129 (+0.07%)
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$0.190650
+0.0₃499 (+0.26%)
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$0.190900
+0.0₃749 (+0.39%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

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$0.010530
-0.0₄6 (-0.57%)
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$0.010510
-0.0₄8 (-0.76%)
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$0.010390
-0.0₃2 (-1.89%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's Neuralink tease proves once again that even vague promises can move markets, albeit modestly. PayPal inched up 0.06% in the first minute, peaking at 0.13% after 5 minutes before settling at 0.10%: a classic case of "Musk adjacency" doing the bare minimum. Tesla, the golden child, saw a more enthusiastic 0.25% climb over 10 minutes, though still barely a blip for a stock that treats 5% swings like a morning coffee. ETH and DOGE, ever the loyal hype followers, edged up 0.19% and 0.39% respectively: crypto's version of a polite golf clap. GORK, the perpetual outlier, slumped further, down 1.89%: someone forgot to invite it to the Neuralink party. Compared to past Neuralink announcements, this was tamer than a catnap: the May 15 post sparked a brief ETH rally before a sharper drop, while the May 13 "breakthrough" triggered wilder swings. Today's reaction? More like a sleepy nod than a standing ovation. Nothing says "market efficiency" like Dogecoin twitching because a brain-chip company promised a PowerPoint in two weeks.

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