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Western Lensman
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Within 24 hours of Elon’s “salute,” CNN was in full propaganda mode, booking Democrats to emphatically declare it was a “Nazi salute." ACOSTA: "He used a hand gesture that looked like a Nazi salute." GARCIA: "That was a Nazi salute…if you talk to anyone like historians, folks

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,481.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,484.82
+3.61 (+0.15%)
5 min
$2,484.95
+3.74 (+0.15%)
10 min
$2,483.50
+2.29 (+0.09%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.189490
+0.0₃31 (+0.16%)
5 min
$0.189510
+0.0₃33 (+0.17%)
10 min
$0.189270
+0.0₄9 (+0.05%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010220
+0.0₅999 (+0.10%)
5 min
$0.010260
+0.0₄499 (+0.49%)
10 min
$0.010250
+0.0₄4 (+0.39%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest controversy-trolling post triggered the kind of market reaction usually reserved for a particularly exciting spreadsheet update. ETH wobbled upward by 0.15% in the first minute, clinging to that gain like a drunk to a lamppost over the next ten minutes. DOGE and GORK, ever the loyal hype beasts, mirrored the movement with equally thrilling 0.16% and 0.10% jumps respectively, though GORK later remembered it was supposed to be volatile and stretched to 0.49%. Compared to historical norms, this is less "market-moving" and more "market-shuffling awkwardly at a funeral." Nothing says financial impact like a crypto market that collectively shrugs and goes back to staring at charts.