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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,529.90

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,530.57
+0.670 (+0.03%)
5 min
$2,529.60
-0.300 (-0.01%)
10 min
$2,527.02
-2.880 (-0.11%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.192460
+0.0₃219 (+0.11%)
5 min
$0.192300
+0.0₄6 (+0.03%)
10 min
$0.192120
-0.0₃119 (-0.06%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.011770
+0.0₄499 (+0.43%)
5 min
$0.011750
+0.0₄3 (+0.26%)
10 min
$0.011850
+0.0₃129 (+1.11%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest crypto-adjacent musing proved about as impactful as a dial-up modem in a 5G world. ETH: Initial 1-minute pop of +0.03% quickly fizzled into a 0.11% drop over 10 minutes, mirroring the enthusiasm of someone realizing their "cross-platform" call still requires friends. DOGE's 0.11% 1-minute gain evaporated faster than a Snapchat call, ending down 0.06%. GORK—the perpetual outlier—defied gravity with a 1.11% rise, because apparently obscure tokens interpret vagueness as rocket fuel. Volatility remained tame compared to historical Musk-induced swings: May's similar voice-related tweet drove ETH up 0.14% over 5 minutes, while DOGE's reaction was equally unserious but directionally opposite. Nothing says market efficiency like digital assets convulsing over a tweet that reads like a sleep-deprived tech support FAQ.

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